I hate when you go out to eat in a group and you don’t drink and order the $15 entree while everyone else is having the $8 beers and $30 entree and then the bill comes and OF COURSE the fucker with the 3 beers and appetizer is like: “Split evenly?!?”
You can’t say anything because you come off as the cheap ass, even though you’re now paying for this selfish, gluttonous person’s meal. That you don’t even know.
$60 later. Uuuuggggghhhh!